That didn't age well
Complete the painfully slow, forced tutorial
15 ✓ July 26th, 2026
78.0% · Common
1 easy payment of…
It's been 15 years. You ate your first brain. Was it worth it?
15 ✓ July 26th, 2026
83.8% · Common
Reap what you sow
Now you're getting the hang of it!
15 ✓ July 26th, 2026
65.1% · Common
The Spleen
Stun 10 enemies with your Unholy Flatulence
15 ✓ July 26th, 2026
66.6% · Common
Dirt Cheap
10 Sod-O-Mobile kills
15 ✓ July 26th, 2026
75.3% · Common
Bust a Gut
Trigger a gut grenade in mid-air
15 ✓ July 26th, 2026
57.1% · Common
Hands-on parenting
Bon apetit
90 21.5% · Common
Crypt-O-Currency
Eat 2005 brains
90 2.0% · Rare
It's a real groaner!
100% the dance battle. We thought that was impossible.
90 1.2% · Rare
Stubbs Otaku!
Your friends all just read that achievement title. You need help.
90 1.7% · Rare
Fast Zombies
Beat the game in under two hours
90 1.4% · Rare
DIE WYE DIE!
Mahlzeit
30 27.3% · Common
Cletus Defeatus
Sooey! Feedin' time!
30 40.1% · Common
360-No-Brains
Land a jump tackle
30 34.0% · Common
Sausage Fest
Load a jeep up with the squad
30 24.8% · Common
Should've hid in a fridge
Get killed by an airstrike
30 16.1% · Common
Tanks for the Memories
10 Tank kills
30 22.4% · Common
The First Law of Robotics
Get killed by a robot
30 20.4% · Common
Does this look infected?
Eh, shake it off
15 27.3% · Common
Meeting with Death
Clear your calendar.
15 22.3% · Common
Un-Re-Animated
You're a zombie that died.
15 67.5% · Common
We got a twitcher!
BOOM HEADSHOT
15 56.4% · Common
Obsessive Possessor
Posess each type of enemy once
15 20.5% · Common
Car-Daver
Get run over by a vehicle
15 41.8% · Common
Don't be suspicious!!!
Give Stubbs a hand!
15 54.2% · Common
Strike!
10 kills with a single Sputum Head
15 8.8% · Rare
Plowed Up
5 Tractor Kills
15 36.2% · Common
Bahhh-Barian
You shouldn't pet the sheep
15 35.2% · Common
Rock and Parole
Do it for the meme!
15 51.3% · Common
Next Time Bring a Map
We know what you did.
15 43.7% · Common
Dawn of the Dead
So many deals!
15 40.1% · Common
Unprotected whoopie!
You look good in those genes.
15 36.6% · Common
I make a PP
Soil the water supply with your finely aged urine.
15 32.6% · Common
Army of Darkness
Neither rain, nor sleet, nor bullets, nor brains
15 29.3% · Common
Six Seasons and a Movie
Demand a sequel.
10 6.6% · Rare